For those of you who are confused about the new banner, it really is the direct result of Cruz and myself being pissed off at Hideo Kojima. Last week, on the Kojima Productions website, there was a counter doing what counters do, counting down. Now we at the CES, being MGS fanboys, were curious to the point of giddy christmas morning-like anticipation. We continually checked the clock, despite having already calculated when it would run down to what we were hoping would be an actual announcement or even a teaser, only to get ANOTHER FRELLING TIMER!! What a McFarlane move by Kojima!
Now, we felt a little spurned by this tactic, so have decided to retaliate in the form of sattire. Though… it does seem broken…I’d smack it if it were tangible.
Now, for those of you still reading, I Command thee to watch the Clock! Until it resets enough for you to say “La-li-lu-le-lo” enough times to fill the first time you played through Metal Gear Solid 2: Substance, Because I know you like Raiden! How could you betray Snake like that! Its people like you that are gonna make Raiden the new main character in the MGS Series!
Tick Tock Kojima, Tick… Tock.